f I were a month, I would be: June
If I were a day of the week, I would be: Saturday
If I were a time of day, I would be: midnight
If I were a planet, I would be: Pluto
If I were a sea animal, I would be: Mermaid
If I were a direction, I would be: South
If I were a piece of furniture, I would be: bed
If I were a sin, I would be: eNVy
If I were a historical figure I would be: Hitala the Hyun
If I were a liquid, I would be: Plum Juice
If I were a stone, I would be: Garnet
If I were a tree, I would be: Maple
If I were a bird, I would be: Phoenix
If I were a tool, I would be: Sledgehammer
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: white rose
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: Thunderstorm
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: Faeries
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: bass guitar
If I were an animal, I would be: White Wolf
If I were a colour, I would be: white or silver
If I were an emotion, I would be: lust
If I were a vegetable, I would be: I'd be unable to move
If I were a sound, I would be: the sound the rain when it falls into a puddle
If I were an element, I would be: Earth
If I were a car, I would be: Someone would ride me
If I were a song, I would be: Before He Cheats by Carrie Underwood
If I were a movie, I would be: blood and chocolate
If I were a book, I would be written by: Anne Rice
If I were a food, I would be: lasagna
If I were a place, I would be: Japan
If I were a taste, I would be: Whip Cream
If I were a scent, I would be: Roses
If I were a religion, I would be: Pagan
If I were a word, I would be: bubbly or giggly
If I were a body part, I would be: finger
If I were a facial expression, I would be: ^______^
If I were a subject in school, I would be: Lunch
If I were a cartoon character, I would be: Ed from Cowboy Bebop
If I were a shape, I would beentacle
If I were a number, I would be: 3
If I were an item of clothing, I would be: bra
If I were a piece of jewellery, I would be: a necklace
If I were a clothing accessory, I would be: leggings

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